You may have never met a vampire, but you know they’re great at sex…or so “True Blood” would have you believe. From the vampire orgasm to the sex lives of shape-shifters, check out the most confusing sex mysteries from True Blood.
…3: Do shapeshifters have sex as animals?We’ve all seen porn where the lady jerks off a horse. These things happen.
In season 2, Sam Merlotte had a brief romance with another shifter, Daphne. We watched them make love in human form. BORING.
It would have been rad if they became panda bears or alligators and started going at it. Or eagles. There’s already so much human/ vampire sex on the show that a little variety could have gone a long way.
Additionally, what about shifter on animal sex? Say Sam’s walking into town one day and notices a poodle. This is a real good-looking poodle, by the way. I mean this thing is good. Could he become a pit bull and have his way with it, then walk away human like nothing happened? ‘Cause that’s rape, buddy.
Or what if Sam became a seahorse and had sex with another seahorse and got pregnant? Would he stay pregnant as a human?
No wonder all the other supernatural beings are down on shifters they’re the ones having all the fun.
True Blood Sex Mystery…
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